If you missed the Oscars last night because you’re English and not prepared to stay up till 9AM watching Billy Crystal manoeuvre his new face around some jokes about James Franco, don’t worry. You didn’t miss too much. The dog from The Artist won a lot of awards and Meryl Streep became the first person to get an Oscar under every President since the War.
The only other thing that happened was Sasha Baron Cohen showing up dressed as his latest character, Admiral Aladeen from upcoming anti-semitic lulzathon The Dictator. He didn’t get to do too much zany stuff, but he did get to throw some stuff over Ryan Seacrest. In case you don’t know, Seacrest is basically Dermot O’Leary, but lives in LA, so 10,000 times more evil.
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